OMG OMG OMG I’m a (what?)
OMG OMG OMG I’m a furry
OMG OMG OMG God God God

Every day I wake up in the morn’, I step up
To the mirror I broke, with this look that I’m stuck in.
The more I stare at the face, the more I hate
To feel like someone else, but now I’ve got a way

Look, I’m so fluffy
Look, I have a tail
Look at my paws, my cute little buns
Don’t be shy, you cute little boy
Come on and bite my cheeky, cheeky toes

Oh, now we’re talking, huh?
Maybe this year you can be a good boy
You can have a gift from Santa Claus
An itty-bitty bunny wrapped in ribbons

OMG OMG OMG I’m a furry
OMG OMG OMG I’m a (what?)
OMG OMG OMG I’m a furry
OMG OMG OMG God God God

People hate me
“You’re too cringy” (they say)
But I don’t care
I’ve got my mane (so fluffy)

Don’t you worry ’bout it, girls
And boys, it’s like a toy
Might be too tight at first
But pretty soon, you’ll learn the joy

Don’t be shy
Get dressed up
It’s the journey you’ll enjoy
Get your bag packed with love
For the toe beans on toast

Stop!

Waiting, come and join
The party full of glossy furs and little foxies
With their bouncy boobs
It’s a waste of life to miss it
Come and take your chance
If you want sweet kisses
From your furry waifus
Or maybe you’re into
Something more masculine and musky
In that case, we have this secret place for
Only furry husbandos

OMG OMG OMG you’re a furry?
OMG OMG OMG am I (what?)
OMG OMG OMG you’re a furry!

OMG OMG OMG Rule 30
OMG OMG and 4
OMG OMG OMG furry
OMG OMG OMG